Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.how has there never been a million stories about this badass
make a movie about this queen
why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’
and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit
skyrim doesnt belong to the nords
skyrim doesnt belong to the dunmer
skyrim doesnt belong to any race
skyrim belongs to me
i bought that game
alright, so, just to sum sheo’s artifacts up:
- a staff with three different versions of his own face that turns anything into either something that will not be beneficial to you or something that will try to kill you
- a staff that summons up to four weak, sad scamps to follow you around and attack others
- a fork that drains your magicka
- a sandwich that reads something rude
- a glove that makes you a perfectly lovely person while making you weak as fuck
- a special staff with an eye on the top that yells in jyggalag’s voice
Super fun nerdfighter beach gathering. Y’all are amazing.
Gatherings are the best! Nerdfighters are the best! If you have organized a gathering, make sure to add it to our calendar of events so that everyone knows it’s a thing!
1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask
Pick a number!
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
She had curves in all the wrong places - some of them cast a 3-dimensional shadows, still others hummed a low, discordant note as they flitted about like flies. She was nothing like other girls - she was an abomination from the 6th plane of torment
on a textual level, a female character can dress however she wants and shouldn’t be slut-shamed and hated for what she prefers to wear.
on a metatextual level, she might still have been designed with an intention to provide fanservice.
this means that criticising a design, as opposed to a character, is neither misogyny nor slut-shaming. being displeased about the way a character has been designed is not synonymous with hating her.
have i made myself clear?
funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd
i hope she’s doing well
MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL