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Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

make a movie about this queen

background-pony-crossing asked:

Sheogorath laughed at his champion, then tossed them a parcel, wrapped in string. Gingerly, tentatively, with fingers shaking, they pulled at the package and out fell the final, lesser known artifact of the Mad God. It was, put simply, a ham sandwich with delicate carvings of daedric runes, reading "dick butt" to scholars and dremora.


alright, so, just to sum sheo’s artifacts up:

  • a staff with three different versions of his own face that turns anything into either something that will not be beneficial to you or something that will try to kill you
  • a staff that summons up to four weak, sad scamps to follow you around and attack others
  • a fork that drains your magicka
  • a sandwich that reads something rude
  • a glove that makes you a perfectly lovely person while making you weak as fuck
  • a special staff with an eye on the top that yells in jyggalag’s voice

seems legit

let me introduce myself


1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

Pick a number!

(Source: novltea)


on a textual level, a female character can dress however she wants and shouldn’t be slut-shamed and hated for what she prefers to wear.

on a metatextual level, she might still have been designed with an intention to provide fanservice.

this means that criticising a design, as opposed to a character, is neither misogyny nor slut-shaming. being displeased about the way a character has been designed is not synonymous with hating her. 

have i made myself clear?

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